Everyday Normal Guy 2 (日常普通人2) (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie
Steve：
You want some more of this *****
Back in the heezy we could do this all year long
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
Jon Lajoie：
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine ******* they were walking my way
Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake
So I put my head down and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
To be productive at work I got to be well rested
Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
Jon Lajoie：
Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood *****
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck *****
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day man all year long
My favorite song motherfucker I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
Every time I hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me stupid face
She really hurt me
Why'd she call me stupid face
Is my face stupid how's that even possible
A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible
shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
Jon Lajoie：
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Jon Lajoie：
Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago ************
Go go go go go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games

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